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the only sauce i cook with is swagu

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:17:15 -0400

the only sauce i cook with is swagu

potato-abbeh: I can’t right now

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:41:33 -0400

potato-abbeh:

~~I can’t right now~~

cloysterbell: martincrief: TOMORROW IS THE 23RD OF NOVEMBER ISN’T IT? #if we reblog this every...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:32:47 -0400

cloysterbell:

martincrief:

TOMORROW IS THE 23RD OF NOVEMBER ISN’T IT?

#if we reblog this every day for the next six months eventually it will be true

when life hands you lemons -

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:25:00 -0400

laugh-addict:

Today in tech class we had a free day so my friend and I were...

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:42:21 -0400

Today in tech class we had a free day so my friend and I were looking at Nicolas Cage’s face on cupcakes. I recently made my own.

tobeaseatton: all i want is to get in a fight with a guy and scream at him to shut up and then...

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:30:17 -0400

tobeaseatton:

all i want is to get in a fight with a guy and scream at him to shut up and then he’ll push me roughly against a wall and whisper “make me”

snapshotstalker: punksnskins: doctor-donna-detective: bemeans:...

Sat, 11 May 2013 10:20:37 -0400

snapshotstalker:

punksnskins:

doctor-donna-detective:

bemeans:

Each morning, like clockwork, they board the subway, off to begin their daily routine amidst the hustle and bustle of the city.

But these aren’t just any daily commuters. These are stray dogs who live in the outskirts of Moscow Russia and commute on the underground trains to and from the city centre in search of food scraps.

Then after a hard day scavenging and begging on the streets, they hop back on the train and return to the suburbs where they spend the night.

Experts studying the dogs, who usually choose the quietest carriages at the front and back of the train, say they even work together to make sure they get off at the right stop – after learning to judge the length of time they need to spend on the train.

Scientists believe this phenomenon began after the Soviet Union collapsed in the 1990s, and Russia’s new capitalists moved industrial complexes from the city centre to the suburbs.

Dr Andrei Poiarkov, of the Moscow Ecology and Evolution Institute, said: “These complexes were used by homeless dogs as shelters, so the dogs had to move together with their houses. Because the best scavenging for food is in the city centre, the dogs had to learn how to travel on the subway – to get to the centre in the morning, then back home in the evening, just like people.”

Dr Poiarkov told how the dogs like to play during their daily commute. He said: “They jump on the train seconds before the doors shut, risking their tails getting jammed. They do it for fun. And sometimes they fall asleep and get off at the wrong stop.”

The dogs have also amazingly learned to use traffic lights to cross the road safely, said Dr Poiarkov. And they use cunning tactics to obtain tasty morsels of shawarma, a kebab-like snack popular in Moscow.

With children the dogs “play cute” by putting their heads on youngsters’ knees and staring pleadingly into their eyes to win sympathy – and scraps.

Dr Poiarkov added: “Dogs are surprisingly good psychologists.”

Holy butts dogs are freaking smart

“Holy butts”

#this sort of behaviour is noted all over eastern europe mind you

Thats true. In Bucharest, dogs are often seen crossing the roads at traffic lights or zebra crossings. (But then again with the way people drive in Bucharest…)

ladylokid: This is my first giveaway, and since I reached 1.5K...

Tue, 07 May 2013 15:25:52 -0400

ladylokid:

This is my first giveaway, and since I reached 1.5K followers I decided to show how much I appreciate them! Below are the rules and items!

Rules:

You must be following ME (After all it is a reward for my followers & I will be checking.)

Reblog as many times as your heart desires… But no likes they wont be counted.

The deadline to enter is July 25, 2013 at 5 p.m CST

There will be THREE winners and will be picked at random

Will ship anywhere in the world

Your ask box must be open at all times in case you are the winner, if the winner does not respond after 24 hours of being notified I will pick another winner.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask me!

_________________________________________________________

Here are the list of items:

The first is a Doctor Who T-shirt, the size will be decided when the winner is picked

The second is a Supernatural T-shirt, the size will be decided when the winner is picked

The third is an Avengers poster.

The fourth is a Hobbit poster.

The fifth is a Harry Potter Bracelet.

And lastly, The sixth item is the complete 1st season of Supernatural.

_________________________________________________________

Good Luck & Thank You Everyone!!! =D

Photo

Mon, 06 May 2013 16:10:12 -0400

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IM DYING

Sun, 05 May 2013 22:13:19 -0400

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IM DYING

"Bitch I might be."

Sun, 05 May 2013 15:13:32 -0400

“Bitch I might be.”

- Shakespear

svart-ravn: the heidi112: svenismyhomeboy: theumbrellaseller: ...

Sun, 05 May 2013 15:08:04 -0400

svart-ravn:

the

heidi112:

svenismyhomeboy:

theumbrellaseller:

Best bros: they take each other’s side and share a bag of blueberries.

I love that Tony offers Bruce a blueberry when he agrees with him.

I love that he’s known him for an hour and is already practicing positive reinforcement.

#Tony should write a book #How to Train Your Hulk

#How to Train Your Hulk

heartofaherondale: lizthefangirl: chaostwerking: rnagnusbane: on a scale from 1 to simon lewis...

Sun, 05 May 2013 15:05:59 -0400

heartofaherondale:

lizthefangirl:

chaostwerking:

rnagnusbane:

on a scale from 1 to simon lewis how done are u with life

about a william herondale

nah im more of a james herondale myself

I’d probably say Max Lightwood.

get the fuck out

whtev-r: OKAY IM DOING A SCHOOL PROJECT ON GAY MARRIAGE AND I HAVE TO USE STATISTICS SO REBLOG IF...

Sun, 05 May 2013 14:46:44 -0400

whtev-r:

OKAY IM DOING A SCHOOL PROJECT ON GAY MARRIAGE AND I HAVE TO USE STATISTICS SO REBLOG IF YOU SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE AND LIKE IF YOU DONT

slydig: there will only be 7 planets left after i destroy uranus

Sun, 05 May 2013 13:34:33 -0400

slydig:

there will only be 7 planets left after i destroy uranus

halo4: MY FIRST GIVEAWAY! ok so i have always wanted to do a...

Sun, 05 May 2013 13:27:46 -0400

halo4:

MY FIRST GIVEAWAY!

ok so i have always wanted to do a giveaway and i finally worked up the courage to do it! and guess what theres gonna be two - YES TWO - winners ! and yes i will ship INTERNATIONALLY

the rules:

must be following me !!!!

reblog as many times as u want

likes count too

u can use giveaway sideblogs i don really care !

you have to be ok with giving me your adress

heres what you can get:

legend of zelda tshirt + link plushie + GERMAN CANDY

pokemon tshirt + axew plushie + GERMAN CANDY YUM

both tshirt are girls size s/m ! but of course boys can participate too if they have a special lady in their lives who deserves a cute treat like this!

the tshirts are practically new i never wore them outside and dont worry they will be washed and ironed before i ship them to you! the plushies still have their tags on them i got both at the nintendo world store in nyc!

the giveaway will end may 24th

after declaring the first winner that person has 24hrs to reply to my ask and gets to choose their prize. the second winner will get the other option!

good luck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

iamtonysexual: thegestianpoet: confusedtree: There are people...

Sun, 05 May 2013 13:25:26 -0400

iamtonysexual:

thegestianpoet:

confusedtree:

There are people in the world who don’t think Waluigi is the best Mario character and that he doesn’t deserve his own game

Isn’t that astounding

is he telling an entire stadium to suck his weewee

his

waluweewee

get out

itisneverlupus: tennisaurus: screamingcrawfish: alphaqueer: daysturnedtoweeks: When guys have a...

Sun, 05 May 2013 13:21:52 -0400

itisneverlupus:

tennisaurus:

screamingcrawfish:

alphaqueer:

daysturnedtoweeks:

When guys have a bath, does their penis float or sink?

i was going to answer this but i’ve been sat here for a good two minutes and i can’t fucking remember

go take a bath what are you doing science is on the line motherfucker

It floats
Source: just now

Awarded to tennisaurus for services to science and great justice.

but does the size of the penis affect its buoyancy

pyocola: I FOUND ONE OF MY OLD DIARIES FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL AND IT STARTS OUT “DEAR JOURNAL-CHAN”

Sun, 05 May 2013 13:19:49 -0400

pyocola:

I FOUND ONE OF MY OLD DIARIES FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL AND IT STARTS OUT “DEAR JOURNAL-CHAN”

thepyrolizard: imagine-the-unimaginative: thepyrolizard: SO, Harry Potter and the order of the...

Sun, 05 May 2013 13:14:59 -0400

thepyrolizard:

imagine-the-unimaginative:

thepyrolizard:

SO, Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix, right? I guess that’s when the books started getting

dead sirius

Get the fuck out

don’t worry, I have a lot more bellatrix up my sleeve

oh look satan made a post