the only sauce i cook with is swagu
cloysterbell: martincrief: TOMORROW IS THE 23RD OF NOVEMBER ISN’T IT? #if we reblog this every day for the next six months eventually it will be true
when life hands you lemons -
tobeaseatton: all i want is to get in a fight with a guy and scream at him to shut up and then he’ll push me roughly against a wall and whisper “make me”
Bitch I might be.– Shakespear
heartofaherondale: lizthefangirl: chaostwerking: rnagnusbane: on a scale from 1 to simon lewis how done are u with life about a william herondale nah im more of a james herondale myself I’d probably say Max Lightwood. get the fuck out
whtev-r: OKAY IM DOING A SCHOOL PROJECT ON GAY MARRIAGE AND I HAVE TO USE STATISTICS SO REBLOG IF YOU SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE AND LIKE IF YOU DONT
slydig: there will only be 7 planets left after i destroy uranus
itisneverlupus: tennisaurus: screamingcrawfish: alphaqueer: daysturnedtoweeks: When guys have a bath, does their penis float or sink? i was going to answer this but i’ve been sat here for a good two minutes and i can’t fucking remember go take a bath what are you doing science is on the line motherfucker It floats Source: just now Awarded to tennisaurus for services to science...
pyocola: I FOUND ONE OF MY OLD DIARIES FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL AND IT STARTS OUT “DEAR JOURNAL-CHAN”
thepyrolizard: imagine-the-unimaginative: thepyrolizard: SO, Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix, right? I guess that’s when the books started getting dead sirius Get the fuck out don’t worry, I have a lot more bellatrix up my sleeve oh look satan made a post
peetasboxers: Teacher: Hey are you cheating on your test? Me: bitch i might be
silver-the-little-monster: karspook: can we call unpopular/unknown ships submarines spread this like a virus that you can’t stop in anyway at all
Themes #35 & #10 - Broken & Touch
isabelle—lewis: Author’s Note: These two drabbles are posted together because they go together. They can be read alone though. But I needed to write this. Or Something like this. Theme #35 - Broken His voice resonated in her head, like a broken record. Over. And Over. “Your boyfriend’s dead. Thought you should know.” Read More i aLMOST CRIED BECAUSE OF THIS YOU ARE CRUEL
seaking: text post? more like texas toast am i right haha i wish i was dead
ohyousillypotato: what i’m looking for in a man: will lend me his hoodies good sense of humor is a cutie patootie will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood good taste in music
alexandraerin: cumaeansibyl: sucha-fuckingmess: emeraldembers: casismyfavoritecolor: tylerfucklin: brokenrecordsandwords: velvetteen-rabbit: trevorstmcgoodbody: badtvblog: Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die. Holy Jesus that was adorable I love in the end when he just goes “I’m leaving” -starts...
mattfoundglory: the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth
corgay: the-blog-of-anne-frank: I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry oh my fucking god
snowllux: the-yolocaust: [STEALS THE BIKE AND RUNS] AT LEAST RIDE IT YOU ASSHOLE
There are six sides to Tumblr
Side one: Pictures of Starbucks and girls who have dip-dyed hair
Side two: People crying over fictional gay couples
Side three: genuinely fucked up people looking for support and a place they don't have to hide. An escape.
Side four: porn.
Side five: BANDSBANDSBANDSBANDSBANDS
Side six: wtf is wrong with all you people
shubbabang: You ever feel like squishing someones face and leaning in really close and just whispering
Reblog if you say "fuck" more than 5 times a day.
thereasonimpale: mycroft-queenofcake: thewierdointhegroup: i-have-been-johnlocked: i-am-a-wayward-daughter: the-fandoms-are-cool: barrett-the-babe: charile: i hope you hit post limit I hope your gravestone is in comic sans I hope you have to use algebra in your career I hope you lose all your shoes and have to wear crocs i hope your computer crashes i hope you step on a...
wikatiepedia: crimsoncamellianeko: forimuchdesiretospeakwithhim: wikatiepedia: from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this oh wow look how sarcastic that looks that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION
lndoors: lndoors: 50thousandpeople: lndoors: if 50 thousand people reblog this i will do my homework you better get started you piece of crap which one of you changed shit to crap
So there's only one channel in this motel,
robbidybobbin: madeofmetals: This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street. They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh. Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere...
skeleton jerking off: *xylophone sounds*
silent-bros-before-hoes: my favorite part of city of fallen angels is where jace and clary are THIS close to sex and when she thinks he’s getting a condom he comes back with a knife and cuts her and runs away
lightthesea: dqdbpb: i need some service OHMYGOFD
the-yolocaust: itunes did i say you could open